Whatsapp Joke collection - Funny Messages

Super insults 😂😄😜😛😝😂😂😂

Smart answer by a female...

On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...

'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...

I want to gift it to my wife..!!'

Lady

'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'

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A letter from a teacher to a parent: 

Dear Parent, 

Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

Parent's answer:

Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Don't smell him,Teach him......

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Mother to Son: 

Who is Aziz Sultan ?

Son : Don't know 😏

Mother : Sometime give attention to study also

Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?

Mother : Don't know

Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also 

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A cute excuse:

Teacher- why are you late?

Student- Mom & dad were fighting.

Teacher- so what makes U late if dey were fighting?

Student- one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..

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Wife : I hate that beggar.

Husband : Why ?

Wife : Rascal, yesterday 

I gave him food today he gave me a book

How to Cook !!!  😄😃😜😝

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Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working. 

Wife: did u drink?????

Husband : no

Wife:  Idiot then why are you typing on suitcase

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