Fresh stock of Rajnikant jokes

Fresh stock of Rajnikant jokes 

           

Reporter to Rajnikant: how many

jokes have been made on you till

now. 

Rajni: only 1 or 2.

Reporter: only 1 or 2 ???

Rajni: Enna Rascala .... Rest all are

facts

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Rajnikanth's dog's house has a

signboard on it, saying..

Maalik Se Sawdhan

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Once Rajnikant decided to race 

with Time.., The result is, Time Is

still running 

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Rajnikant participated in 1000 km 

race and obviously he came first But

EINSTEIN died after watching that

because ... Light came second...

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Galileo used a 'Lamp' to Study,

Graham bell used a 'Candle' to study,

Shakshpeare studied in 'Street

lights' But .....

Do you know about Rajnikant......

Only Agarbatti

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When Rajnikant was a student! You

can't guess this one...

Teachers used to bunk!

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While playing once Rajnikant said

"statue" to a girl... Now that Statue

is know as

"Statue of Liberty"

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Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight

from March 31st to April 2nd, no one

fools Rajnikant.

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Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in

the monsoons.... and .... the rain

was cancelled due to the match.

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Why did British leave India in 1947. 

Because they came to know Rajnikant

was going to be born in 1948

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This is sent in the Interest of

Humanity- Guys stop making jokes 

on Rajnikant or else he will delete the 

Internet

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