Apna Messages

💎 *पत्नियों का विकास क्रम* 💎 *1960  में -* पति :- एक कप चाय..!! पत्नी - (पहले से... लिए खड़ी मिलती थी) *1970 में -* पति :- एक कप चाय.!! पत्नी :- अभी लाई जी... *1980 में -* पति :- एक कप चाय..!! पत्नी :-  लाती हूँ..। *1990 में -* पति :- एक कप चाय..!! पत्नी :-  ला रही हूँ , थोड़ा सब्र रखो... *2000 में -* पति :- एक कप चाय..!! पत्नी :- लाऊँगी अभी.., सीरियल में... ब्रेक आने दो... *2010 में -* पति :- एक कप चाय..!! पत्नी :-  हल्ला न करो,  देती हूँ... नहीं तो खुद ही बना के पी लो... *Now a days - 2017-2018*                                                                        पति :- एक कप चाय..!! पत्नी :- क्या कहा.....?? पति :- एक कप चाय बनाने जा रहा था, सोचा तुमसे भी.. पूछ लूँ.., पियोगी क्या..?? 😜😝😛😜😝😛😝😜 😰👍

थाने का मुन्शी:- "भाई एक बात बता, लुगाई तेरे पड़ोसी की खो गई, अर रिपोट लिखाण तूं आया। कोए चक्कर है के तेरा उसकी लुगाई के सांथ?" भाई:- "कोए चक्कर ना जनाब! पर साले की खुशी ना देखी जारी, तीन दिन होगे... रोज़ पार्टी पे पार्टी कर रया है सुसरा...!!"

"Man needs his difficulties because they are necessary to enjoy success." - Abdul Kalam

I am free but only in dreams!  I do live but only for society!  I am alive but I don’t have choice! I am at peace but only when no one is around! I am you but you are lost! I am me but really.. who am I!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ *90%  of  the  problems,* *are  due  to  the  tone  of  voice.* *It  is  not  what  you  say,* *but  how  you  say,* *that  creates  the  problem.*

Fresh stock of Rajnikant jokes              Reporter to Rajnikant: how many jokes have been made on you till now.  Rajni: only 1 or 2. Reporter: only 1 or 2 ??? Rajni: Enna Rascala .... Rest all are facts -------------------------------- Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying.. Maalik Se Sawdhan -------------------------------- Once Rajnikant decided to race  with Time.., The result is, Time Is still running  ----------------------------------                                                 Rajnikant participated in 1000 km  race and obviously he came first But EINSTEIN died after watching that because ... Light came second... ------------------------------------- Galileo used a 'Lamp' to Study, Graham bell used a 'Candle' to study, Shakshpeare studied in 'Street lights' But ..... Do you know about ...

A man is found dead on a Sunday morning. His wife calls the police immediately. The police question the wife and staff. The wife said she was asleep, the cook said he was cooking breakfast, the gardener said she was picking vegetables, the butler said he was cleaning the closet, and the maid said she was getting the post. The police immediately arrested the murderer. Who was murdered? If you answer wrong you have to post this on your story.  I lost to this question, try it...😋

You stay alone and you are sleeping in your bedroom,  your parents ring your doorbell as they have come to have breakfast with you, you have bread, milk, honey, jam, cornflakes at your house.  What will you open first? If you answer wrong you have to post this on your story.  I lost to this question, try it...😋

विराट की शादी में  मात्र 50 मेहमान.... . . इतने तो  हमारे यहां की शादियों में    रूठे रहते हैं... . 😂😜😜🤓😂😂😂😜😜

Honeymoon Package! Woman goes to travel agent and says, "Honeymoon Ka Sasta Package Hai koi?" Agent says, "Ji Mam, 50k mein 3N/4D in Bangkok including flight hotel and food." Woman replies, "Aur Koi Sasta??" Agent says, "Kashmir 3N/4D all inclusive 35k." Woman goes, "Isse Bhi koi Sasta?" Agent replies, "Ji Madam, Ek Special Offer Hai - 10N/11D in London and Paris via Milan, stay in honeymoon suite and complementary chauffeured car. Package is completely free!!!" Woman is overjoyed and immediately tells him, "Awww my god!!! Yeh Toh incredible offer Hai, Zaroor Kuchh Condition Hogi?" Agent says, "Jee Madam, Husband Hamari Taraf Se Hota Hai!!!" 😝

Husband 😍: Main  tumhe  shaadi  ki 10th anniversary  par ANDAMAN  NICOBAR  ISLANDS  lekar  jaaunga.. Wife 😎: Sach!  Aur  25th anniversary   par ? Husband: Lene  aaunga..!!! 😄😝😜😜😜

💻 *"WANTED"* 💻 😜😜 एक बार जो मैने "Msg" करना शुरू कर दीया तो उसके बाद मै अपने  "BALANCE" की भी नही सोचता....😜😜 💻 *"KICK"* 💻 😅😅 मेरे "Msg" मोबाईल मे आयेंगे पर समज मे नही.....😅😅😆😝😝😝 *"Rowdy Rathore"* जो msg में पढ़ता हूँ वो forward करता हूँ, जो msg में नही पढ़ता वो definitely forward करता हूँ 😁 💻 *"BODYGUARD"* 💻 😂😂 मुज पर एक एहसान करना मेरे "Msg" मुझे फोरवर्ड मत करना....😜😛🙄😝😆😆😆😆 💻 *"DABBANG"* 💻 😛😛 हम तुम्हारे "Mobile" मे ईतने "Msg" करेंगे की कनफ्युझ हो जाओगे की कौनसा पढे ओर कौनसा डीलीट करे......😛😛☺😝😝😝😝 💻 *"JAI HO"* 💻 😇😇😇 अगर मेरा "Msg" आपको अच्छा लगे तो  "Thank you" मत बोलना,वो  "Msg" 3 लोगो को फोरवर्ड कर देना ...😆😝😝😝😝😝

Just heard news... that if your aadhar card is not linked to your marriage certificate before 31st December ...you will be considered single.😜

*ध्यान का अर्थ आँखें बंद करना नहीं है,*  *बल्कि खोलना है, बंद तो पहले से ही हैं...🙏*

✍🏻 Successful people can't relax on chair.    They relax by *WORK.* They sleep with a *DREAM.*    Awake with *COMMITMENT* & Work towards *GOALS.*    That's the *SPIRIT* of life.